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ELSANNAAAAAAAAAA

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Help, I am chocking! And I don’t even know why!

Seriously, I was eating when I started watching this new Frozen short (Olaf’s Adventures) and suddenly I was laughing to myself which led to chocking on my food!

Like…

Okay, Maybe when I get to write about this I will have an answer. Nay, I probably already do have an answer!

Let it go Disney, the cat’s out of the bag on Elsanna!


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Frozen Fever

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So dear Readers, I just watched the Frozen Fever short movie!

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Mein Gott! What did I just watch?! This can’t be real! There is no way this is real! Disney did not so make this! I refuse to believe it! This is not something that the real deal Disney could have released! No way! This is stuff for fan Fiction!

That’s right, I get it now! This was some fan made short that Disney thought was good enough to show to the masses! It makes sense to release it as a part of a different movie. That makes everything clear! I am so glad I did not see this in the cinema because I can’t comprehend the awkward atmosphere there as people watched this trying very hard not to see all the Elsanna hitting them in their faces 7-D style! Sure the reason I didn’t go to the cinema at the time was because I wouldn’t have been caught dead watching a purely fantastical romance movie like Cinderella but still…

Seriously people, what is this?! I had to turn off the subs because everything was just so gay especially when you paid attention to the lyrics as Elsa guided Anna along the red string…THE RED frikkin STRING people! They did the…the string…they….and the lyrics and the cake and the gifts and the…

Oh! My! God!

Even the damn title! ‘Frozen Fever’?! You betcha butt it’s the frikkin Frozen Fever! And you just went and increased the mortality rate with this short release that couldn’t have screamed ‘Elsanna’ any louder even if it tried to. Forget the incoming sequel, unless Anna refuses to marry K when he proposes, and those two sleep in the same bed (not like that you perv), there is no way they can make Elsanna anymore solid than this short movie!

Seven minutes. More like 7min of eternity! It took me close to an hour to finally stop watching that video and move onto the next in the queue! I finally understand all the hype! The exchanges between Elsa and Anna, the touches, the looks, the dialogue, every damn thing were stuff of fiction! I don’t even…

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