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There simply is no equal!

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Yes Mistress! I am a pig. Your pig! Please train me!
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Oh Jesus!

Oh My God! My eyes have been opened! Finally, finally I see with my own eyes the phenomena that is known as Black Kashiwagi! Now don’t get me wrong, I knew there was some truth to the rumours but there has been so and so evidence to make me truly believe! Well, there is no un-seeing now!

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In case one can’t tell, yes, that’s Yukirin and Sasshi and the HKT girls in the same room. It’s all thanks to the fact that they are both promoting their various releases that they are now appearing on Ariyoshi AKB together. And as per usual, the Kagoshima sisters wasted another opportunity to mingle, to the point that my theory about them avoiding each other being on mark. Seriously even during that moment when Yukirin and Sakura put up their hands at the same time, I could have sworn Yukirin was looking down as if to avoid Sakura-tan’s eyes.

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Look at that! I don’t think she even should have bothered hiding since Sakura did not spare her a glance even though Yukirin spoke out loud! Well, at the very least it’s nice to know that she at least had an eye out for Sakura. I mean how did she see her when Sakura was practically out of her view in the first place? Well, it seems it isn’t just Sakura that is curiously looking out from the corner of her eye. They are just too curious to not interact more. If they keep this up it will get to levels where they won’t want to do anything but be together as a side effect and I will be there watching.

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Just look at Sakura! She is practically worshipping Yukirin!

But getting back on point, I am so happy that Ariyoshi is the only AKB show that still holds its flavour even after all these years. Girls too young? Fuck that, you shouldn’t have brought them over in the first place. Which brings us to the awesomeness that was this episode.

If you remember that one time of the Drunken Sakura, HKT came over and had a favourite game of mine, the mono-boke game with AKB members and as we remember, they lost that one time. Well, this was their chance for revenge.

Only they could not have chosen the wrongest of days to have their revenge on, for, this day, the one and only Yukirin was around to take her own revenge on Ogi pro (The golden agency of AKB with the likes of Acchan, Yuko, Kojiharu, Takamina, Mayuyu, Sasshi, Ariyoshi himself etc etc…) and she’s here to show them that they ain’t all that!

That was the first segement, where her back-up comedian brought out the awesomest ass whopping on poor Sashiko and Kojiharu. Darn that poor Sashiko, she was hammered pretty badly, twice in fact! Not that Kojiharu went off easy.

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Sorry Sashiko, you can’t hide your ugliness by flaunting your awesome legs. NOPE! It always come back to the face! I can tell you from experience that you can have the worst  parts of your body but as long as your face is grand, you will go places. Sucks to you Sistar.

And of course through all this, My Goddess was in Miss Sadist mode and I was in…Heaven! Seriously, I did not know I would be so turned on by that kind of thing! That Ladies and gentlemen, be the power of my No.!

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There I go again, side-tracking myself! Anyway, the game is gone and sadly, only a few of HKT girls learned from the first experience that this is a different ball game. They were close though and Meru I can forgive, not to mention Sashiko got two points. And Sakura and Mio got it right in one shot so i guess some of them learned.

Kojiharu was as awesome as ever! I swear to God I thought she was going to say the thing! But she of course dodged that bullet just a she always does and killed it, twice! Sashiko still has that AKB spirit she had back then which is good to see. Wouldn’t do to have her be soften by the lolis and their pureness, nope!

Yukirin having zero experience in this mono-boke game, of course failed the first time as she tasted the waters. But when Sashiko tipped her that everything goes around here, well, everyone please pack up and go home because in this game of Blackness, you made the worst mistake introducing her here.

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Sorry for interrupting again, but when you watch Sakura at that scene with the resized caps, you can totally see her take a step back when Yukirin moved closer to speak with Sashiko. Like, WTF!?! I mean watching her hands too and the way she fidgeted  I guess she is just that nervous being close to Yukirin? But then…then…Urg, I don’t even…

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Also Meru-chan, I see what you did there! You know, with Yukirin holding balls in her hands and a sack basket and Meru behind her picking up the bat right at that time. You know…You know, right?

Any way, once Yukirin held the two ball in a sack I and everyone knew shit was going down! I swear to you guys I flew from my seat, took off my headphones at 4 in the morning and threw those things with as much force as I could master to the floor and let loose a very frightening scream that I am still surprised did not wake up anyone!

It was just words, only words but it was like I could see it happen! I mean one does not need to be a boy to know how frikking insanely painful that act would be!

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Shall I crush ‘em?

Jesus Christ Son of God Almighty!

I’m sorry guys, I’mma going out for a walk. Let’s go Mistress Sakura…

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Author: Black Gekikara

Love, Eat and sleep Yuri Best Pal is DIVA (My PC) Hangouts is TEH INTERNETS Currently into Kashiwagi Yuki, Matsui Rena, Ogasawara Mayu, Miyawaki Sakura, Ji-yeon, NMB48 and sister groups, T-ara Totally love SG Horror movies

12 thoughts on “There simply is no equal!

  1. no3b and warota are ogipro though…. oh whatever.

    Damn, can’t wait to watch this episode, lol. I’ve always loved monoboke, especially Kojiharu’s perverted one lolololol

  2. I really like to read your comment! For me it was a simple show but you make it seems to have some secret behind!!!

    (Sprry my English is bad!!!! Hope you understand)

  3. Just wanted to say, Ogi Pro only has No3b and Mayuyu (and the rest of Warota). The agency you’re talking about (and it’s not affiliated to AKB at all) is Ohta Pro who houses the people you mentioned like Ariyoshi, Acchan and everyone in NOT YET.

  4. Ahh Yukirin, You Black side cometh out!!!! XD

    Again it’s in many ways thanks to Sasshi, that girl effects our Yukirin I swear, Sasshi just brings out the Black side of her like some sort of magnet, it’s great though I always enjoy it when they get together (The AKB election single dream is this BTW) they really are a lot of fun and it’s great seeing Yuki push back at Sasshi where with most members she lets them have the spotlight.

    As for CBS well who knows, it’s like that whole MaYuki situation after they were split up in the shuffle, like they tried to both show how they had moved on from each other and all that……. well, we know how that one turned out :p

    And hell, perhaps it was like this because Yuihan had warned her off (wishful thinking methinks :p)

    • Yeah, I wanted to mention how I love Sashiko and Yukirin together, um I mean together as friends not together together, you know, together errr Okay~

      Any way, I love those two together and it actually works both ways. To let you in on a little secret, I actually was one of the very very few that did not get hooked so much on Koisuru Fortune Cookie but things have changed. This is all thanks to that dance training video from Master Yukirin of course, where she and Mayuyu and Kojimako went to that All Night Nippon Live thingy. Thank to Yukirin-sensei’s lessons, I am actually now loving this Cookie dance and it is getting addictive. I am starting to see what is so compelling about it now. No more complaining from me.

      As for CBS, I am with you there. but this is not good. One day they will crack and as I said, I will be there to take every glorious moment in.

  5. I would not mind Sasshi/Yuki together together……. O___O

    Err, moving on, Have to say that I’m pretty fond of KFC but you are right that dance training was awesome, what with the dance learning master giving us the lessons who could fail, even with the distraction of Mayu being as cute as hell during the whole thing (even going so far as singing along in such a cute way) (Also see that Yukirin effect back on Mayu again!!) and lets not forget Kojimako, who, I have to be honest, I would be fine with becoming center, if indeed that is the plan for her…..

    • Meh, Centre no longer means anything to me now so anyone really can have it and I wouldn’t care, that is if unless it was Yukirin.

      Kind of think Kojimako was wasted at that event though. Mayuki would have done just fine. Seriously, she seemed out of place at some moments.

  6. Well poor Kojimako had to fight through a mass of MaYuki goodness, that’s not easy for any individual to do!!!!

  7. Yukirin, Yukirin, Yukirin…She is not “a little sadist” but a complete one! I just love when she goes for a trip to the dark side. She provokes everyone with such a finesse and tactfulness, few can get away with it! This reminds me of the 100 questions they did at Shuukan AKB long ago, and at the end she was told to give a message and she addressed it to Sasshi it was something like “Sasshi why are you such a failure?” I am paraphrasing, it could have been a little more direct or subtle, also when asked for something affordable she wanted she said a ball-pen prompting the interviewer to make sure she meant it… The Shojiki Shouji vs Lovetan was also a marvellous encounter with her black-side, lol.

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