I don’t even know how I feel you all! I know it’s unfair to ask thee for we are all in the same boat (I think) but how am I supposed to feel?! I will just stick to my favourite team and Group for now for I don’t think I can handle the amount of feels it would take to consider each and every team!
Tread carefully in case you wanna know how I feel about all this…
Stupid AKS. I hate you so much! I hate you and yet I love you too! God, I didn’t know what Love/Hate relationship really felt like personally until now! I hate AKS and yet love it at the same time! Let’s begin with the reasons why I hate it!
First of all, stop fuckin shitting on Team B! Why does it always feel like we get the scraps, the second best of every other team!!?! Why do you have to give Team A all the fuckin great new bloods and give us Team B the other Team’s rejects, mostly of Team A!!? And I thought you wanted Mio as your HKT Ace, why wasn’t she the one to go to Team A?! Oh of course, Sakura is actually the No.1 even though you don’t appreciate her that much in HKT but you appreciate her popularity enough to put her in your flagship of Aces Team A!?! Fuck you! Why not take you Mio to A and give us Sakura since you don’t like her that much any way! Oh wait, MONEYZ!
And why do you always have to fuck with my ships! I just went and promoted Sayacchu to my 48 OTP status and what did you fuckin go and do?!! You split them up, for fuckin good too! Why would you do that?!! Not only are you cutting their relationship in their actual group by removing Maachun from N permanently, but you are also taking her away from their singles. Well I suppose it is good this way. Better than she being an NMB and not appearing in Red/White anymore despite being one of the few ranked NMB members! Well, also now they can meet in AKB singles for the first time but still!
And speaking of Mio, Why in all that is holy are they transferring all the Aces of each team?!! Sakura and Mio are the IT of Team KIV. The team that has been formed thus in great need of image building. But with Sakura and Mio handling AKB as well, I doubt they will be performing that much with Team KIV! And not just them, Oh SKE is also renting their top guns WMatsui and so is NMB with SayaMilky!
Transfers is a different way of getting members to be more recognised so why are they wasting this other opportunity for less known members to get into the spotlight by using the already much, much popular members!?! Why in Gods, name?!! Let’s not lie to ourselves here, it all boils down to one thing!
And what make it all worse is that it is all for show really! For attention. Because we all know it’s gonna be ages now before we get another stage! Unless of course by the no- tears they meant that the members had already been informed, thus had already trained for the new stages and we are going to get them as soon as this year. But I doubt that very much. Some members might even have graduated before we got a new stage!
Fuck you not so kindly AKS!
And I can’t stop here without taking about my Goddess. I don’t know if I should be happy or sad for Yukirin being like the immovable object of Team B. Always there, seeing members come and go, creating new bonds only to see them broken a year or so later. And even worse that the new members always have someone to be in front of her where management is concerned. First it was Mayuyu, then Shimabaki and while I was spitting water happy that Shimabaki was out and it was finally time for Yukirin to shine, they bring back Mayuyu! My mind was like a truck hitting a brick wall! The bad being that Yukirin is once again denied the spotlight! And I am not so sure about her Team N exchange! On the other hand she had better get the spot she deserves there, on the other hand it is another way for AKS to get even more rid of her I just…
Like, Fuck AKS!
Excuse the language my dearest Readers. I might as well go onto the good side of things now then, eh? And as such, my spirits are up as well in the air! Thank you AKS, I love you so much! Jo promotion, Team BII finally getting some star power, SayaMilky finally apart, MAYUKI! OMFG MAYUKI is back! HA take that you idiots! You finally saw the error of your ways AHAHA the joke was on you all along idiots HAHAHA! I can’t believe you thought you would succeed in breaking these two apart! Now go squat in that corner and brood as you suck on your thumbs idiots! Hahahahaha
Now My favourite teams have even been promoted to… my favourite teams…err…Okay, that made much sense that isn’t but not only is Yukirin my Kami of Kamis, but she is now a member of my top teams are well, that is B and N to you all who might not know me. That right there is one reason alone to show the good things about this shuffle! But that is not the only great thing!
My No.3 Ogasawara Mayu is now a member of my No.1 Team – B! Like, FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU Fine I forgive you all your wrongs AKS, I frikkin forgive you…for now! I even forgive you for reaping me Sakura-tan but this right here, not to mention that we finally get out cute image back thanks to all the Rina’s and….OMFG Ikoma-kun!?!! I don’t even…FFFFUUUFUFUFUFUFFFF
Deep breaths, deep breaths…I’m good people, I’m good! Sad that Shuuka was broken up after B working so hard but they got Milky and Uuka has been taken to N where the shit is at so I am happy about that. She can show of her dance moves over there more than she was doing in BII where they were wasted and BII gets much more in Milky who is actually more fit with their image than that of N so I am so glad about that!
Jo getting promoted was a no brainer. Even though she got back to KKS level, it was obvious she did not belong there. She is already a loaded gun and in fact I am only shocked it took them so long to get her back up. Also putting her back into M is kind of a double-edged sword. No matter how they might not show it, there will be friction between the original M and her, even though it will be reduced now that the teams have been diluted out a bit. So rooting for Jo to get back to senbatsu and with Maachun out of there, she might as well be back in. Though it is getting harder now for NMB girls to get into senbatsu with all the exchanges, but then again, I guess I should start thinking of it as a whole different NMB now. Right, mind = wiped. Back to slate one.
Now for Mayuki…I don’t care what the nay-sayers are saying Mayuyu was not Team A material! She tried to change to fit the new position but that right there is what was wrong with everything in the first place. Mayuyu was Mayuyu because she was Mayuyu! Changing her to fit their Face material would not have worked and it did not! People loved Mayuyu for herself and she was herself when she was Mayuyu – The Mayuyu of Team B! I was not liking Team A Mayuyu at all! I applaud AKS for seeing that and putting a stop to the madness! I cannot wait for our Mayuyu to come back to herself in Team B next to her Mama! She is like a prodigal daughter returned home after years away.
Damn these FEELS!
And since she was experienced some time away and knows independence, now there is going to be some difference in the relationship with Yukirin, even though it won’t be that different. But it will be a bit, they will be more like lovers than younger older sister mother type of relationship so you nay sayers should just chill!
And this nonsense about her failing to be the Face because she was moved from A is bulshit. What, we can’t have the Face from a different Team other than A? Then why isn’t Jurina in A instead? Nay, these are different times. Now B has the Face because I doubt Shimabaki would really take over as the Face. Fuck that!
Speaking of which, I remember saying how they should have taken her to Team A in the first place instead of Mayuyu, but then I guess her fail would have been failed that much more so. Meh, after Sasshi the 1st position means nothing anymore any way! At this rate I don’t care who the Face of AKB is! Somehow all groups are getting fucked over in this regard, only SKE and NMB is consistent with their Aces, well not so much NMB since Milky is still attached to Sayanee’s glory and it will forever be SayaMilky not just Sayanee even when Sayanee gets into the Kami 7 next senbatsu and leave Milky a place or so behind.
Sakura is still suffering over in HKT and with and Haruppi and Mio being transfers, well, Meru is left to dominate and take over the base. Well, that is wishful thinking really but who knows! It might just happen! I still think though that Sakura really should have gone to B and Mio or even Meru to A. There seems to be another Mayuyu problem there in the fitness of the image of the Team but then again, I would have probably died of happiness to have not one, not two but three of my Group Kamis in the same Team. I would be like, WTF is the point of the rest of the teams when I have my perfect Team?!
Well, about time I paid attention to Team A I guess. I only did give it a few watches for Mayuyu but she seemed to miss something that made me love her in her B glory days so I gave up some time ago. Now though, this is Sakura we are talking about. Every time I will see her name on the listing of performers I will be sure to watch it. Damn Team A though. What a bunch of thieves! And they went and made Takamina Cap once again because LOL! Then again if they changed all leaders, it would have meant Sayanee’s rep sheet of perfect Leader being destroyed and OMG, that is a crime punishable by death!
Overall though, I guess they accomplished what they set out to do. AKB48 is now unfuckable-with! All teams are back to ground zero all balanced out and with their image restored. I said it before and I will say it again, it doesn’t matter how far the sisters can go on their own. At the end of the day, they are all still AKB48’s bitches. Thinking that they will one day gain independence is simply wishful thinking. For crying out loud they didn’t even spare the overseas sisters.
And speaking of which I thought Sae had dedicated her life to SNH! But did they even grant her that? Nope! Fuck that and while we are at it, we shall make you the frikkin Captain so you will feel the need to dedicate all your time to SKE. Forget about Shanghai Sae! Is what they told her!
What evil bastards!
Anyway, going back to the point at hand, all the teams are back to how they were supposed to be prior the idiotic reshuffle that destroyed them in the first place mostly team K. But now K puts the K in Kickass with the addition of Sayanee – The definition of cool!
But enough of the other teams, I was planning on discussing B. B is back to the cute image it had in the beginning, as is the underdog with so many low ranked members and thus has to prove itself more than the other teams. Also with Mocchi as the Captain, they retain their sexy image they acquired from the last mini shuffle when Umechan was made Captain, even though only a handful or less can be considered sexy. We also get fresh blood in the form of the Draft members, the young’uns from Team $ and some from KKS. Also having Owada who has already centred two of AKB48 songs, one of which she helmed the actual senbatsu, add in Mayuyu the Face of AKB, and then add in the Face of Nogizaka and…OH! Okay, I take that back! Bring it on you all other teams! We are so ready for you!
Speaking of Rina, they should have brought over the other Rina as well to make it the Rina team but then again I guess that would not have been fair. Really, now thinking about it, Team B is really the shit! It is covered both front, middle and back! We have Mayuki in the front, maybe even Ikoma-kun OMG why don’t you just make it a tri-force!?! I mean shafting Ikoma-kun to the back wouldn’t do! Then there is the thing with Maachun as well…wait…OMG that makes it two Mayu’s in B! But wait, there is Mio as well Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Oh shit! The front line of B is gonna be so major Kickass! I’m sorry the rest of the teams but you have nothing on this! You may have power houses but they are concentrated in block while over here we are covered at every angle! Go back a line and it doesn’t matter how you cover it. The second line is still major hit with Juri, Nana the oh so popular draftee Saya with comrade Aeir Kusogaki and then even back and we have the Nee-sans with the Cap and Vice Cap covering their girls’ backs and man, we got this! Not only do we have performance talent in Yukirin, Mocchi, Takemiyu, but we also have the laughs now in Godly Maachun, Vice Cap Oya and don’t get me started on the moe!
Damn man! Okay, I confess that I was a bit hard on Management. They frikkin did a great job here and since this is my favourite team, if my favourite Team has been done justice, then everything is alright with the world! Obviously I am still saddened by Sayacchu being split but then I guess I can see this as a trial to their relationship like how Mayuki went through theirs and they managed to fight Fate so can Sayacchu. Also the fact that Sayanee is the one rival that Maachun has (She said this in a radio talk she hosted with Milky) then I guess this is also in the positive where they are concerned. Really, I had said it before that those two were just too equal even as they were best friends. Time to finally test those waters now.
And really, even though she was removed from N, the fact that none other than my Kami of Kamis is her replacement then all is very right with the world. Now the question is that who will Yukirin choose over at Namba?! Obviously the first choice is Akarin since she hasn’t had anyone ever since Shiokichi left so this is a real opportunity. And then the two of them performing Zipper, well, who would complain!?
Can’t speak for the other Team fans but since for me the good out-weigh the bad, I am okay, nay, very okay with this Shuffle! They outdid themselves this time and I guess they restored a bit of faith in me in regards to AKS. Now all they have to do is correct their mistreatment of Yukirin and my love is completely restored. Oh man, I hadn’t thought if it that clinically before but really, mistreatment is the way to describe Yukirin and AKS’s treatment of her. Thank God Avex came along when it did!
Anyway, I am super excited for the New Teams to appear on stages. I don’t care if it’s not the new Stages or the old ones, just give me the eye candy of Team B together and I will kiss your feet AKS! I swear it! And by full I mean with all the Exchange students and the draftees finally present!
God, first it was the suspense of waiting for this day and now it is the suspense of waiting for the stage, any stage to begin!
God, this relationship with AKB is so Tsun-dere I swear to God!
I guess it’s CAKE then ^_^