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My dictionary, it fails me! For I have no words to describe this week’s episodes from Nogizaka46! and HKT48’s new battle shows. These shows are simply crazy people and this week was simply far out, well, where HKT is concerned.
For Nogizaka, last week was the craziest. That being said, Ijiri outdid himself this time around in the Back-stage pranks he pulls. Not only did he wear Nojo’s cap, but he wore Manatsu’s new dress, some childish panties (I hope they weren’t hers as well ^^) but he took Hashimoto’s lip bam, placed it in the band of his panties then proceeded to…eat it!
Needless to say, the girls’ reaction was spot on!
As good as that skit was though, it’s TMSG’s episode that takes the cake! That camera-man was just…not expected!
But then she was like “My body is ready! Give it to me Bouya!”
That awkward moment when your innocence is lost!
Tell me about it Marika! Why can’t I get to sensually touch Natsun like that in the name of work and have her gaze at me like I was the only living creature in her world!
On the other hand, it seems there was some kind of plot behind all this madness which was photography. The Dude is a Gravure shooter and he apparently takes off his clothes to make shy girls be comfortable, after all, they be both nekkid! Not sure how that logic works seeing as they are bound to get more nervous when you are both nekkid but…this is Japan.
And so with that said, some pics of our girls…
Cuteness overload! And dat Meru chirari >.<
Is it too late to switch to photography major and moving to Japan? Sign me up!And dat Natsun panty-line…GAH~
DAT it, I’m so dead!
Meanwhile back in Nogibingo, as the title says, Nogizaka are re-enacting all the best of AKBINGO! and this time it’s the top ten ranking…but with a twist! Actually, this time it’s a mixture of two segments. One of them is as I said, the Top Ten Rankings. But with that, they squeeze the punishment game which means there are losers. The losers are decided on with the help of the other segment.
I don’t really remember it’s exact name, Moe-something or another where the girls cosplayed for five guests with lights connected to their heart rates as the light goes on the higher they get excited. That is somewhat what they used here as judgement too.
I am not going to go through all the Ten, only the ones that I liked.
First is Kazumi’s Kendo Skills! Wait, I thought she was into Ballet, or was that into books or…Ah, I remember, she is an all round star, that girls is! Her appearance is so very deceiving isn’t it! You wouldn’t think she was so multi-talented just looking at her! I think I am starting to see why Nanase loves her so…
She was simply smashin’ cool here guys! That moved she made us get a glimpse of..if you didn’t blink and missed it the first time like I did that is, was simply baffling! She pulled it off like a pro and she looks really good in that Kendo uniform too! Too bad she lost because of Ijiri and his erotic pose –_-
As punishment, she ate pie, with the help of that beloved cream-bazooka! That thing is awesome!! Oh wait, AKB did that already too, right? That makes three and not two! Ah but wait, the opening skit of Ijiri’s going through the girls’ belongs was also done already so that’s 4!
Say hello to Daemon Minami!
My God! I dare anyone to say they saw that one coming! The first thought that popped into my head when I saw her in that get-up was – Scary sprites! It’s scary but…it’s still just a sprout! Get it? Her devilish appearance is in pure contrast to her angelic voice! LOL
I wish I knew what bad things she was firing at the girls though. It seemed quite entertaining! Now I am left wishing that Daemon Matsui had also gone all hell-mouthy on the girls present back then.
It goes without saying too that Minami looks really good in that getup, am I roit? But of course she also got punished and guess what, because of her voice. It didn’t match her look >.< Poor girl. She is to forever be cute~
Then our the closet comes the perv with her Nogizaka46 Butt ranking!
Well, you know what they say – It’s always the nice ones. And down a peg from Nanase lies Yuuri as one of the ‘good’ girls in Nogizaka! That is until now! Meet Meetan Mark II!
I would have thought though, what with all the talk of how awesome Sayuri’s butt is (which apparently makes sporty pants look like t-backs when she wears them) would have ranked 1st. Apparently not. I guess favouritism doesn’t just stop at us..Heh
Let’s have a Boobies ranking next time please…
And last but not least, we have the Baka-Couple in one Sayuri and Mai. They were playing that word game where the other has to say a word starting with the last letters of the previous word. All words were confession words. Queue the horror of the never-ending train of confessions.
Too stupid an idea to win all the judges over though and so it was Cream-face taimu! And seeing as they broke the rules to enter in a pair, the staff also broke their rules in the punishment game! Never seen a black cream pie before…
That came out so wrong >.<
And finally, before I forget…
Nhmmm, creamy Erika