Gimme a moment…
Okay, okay, I’m good people, I am good!
It took me five watches of this movie before I calmed down enough to write coherently about it! Now, I don’t usually do boys but when I do, they best be Super and they don’t come any Super than this. No, this is the Super of Super supermen! And by the gods if this is not the super of the Super! I swear to you dear Readers that I almost touched inappropriately in the cinema the first time I watched those last moments of this movie!
There has never been such eyegasm before my eyes since the Matrix when I was but a youngling! Now take that moment that Neo did the bullet thing on the rooftop and multiply it by over 9000! That’s hoe godly the action in this movie is! God, just thinking about it makes me want to watch it again tomorrow. And why not, I am off tomorrow from work!!
The rage, the carnage, the power! Oh my God THE POWER! This Superman is the real deal people! He makes all that came before him look like a child’s imagination and a complete joke! And he was a virgin in this first movie (in matters accounted for, both real thing and fights) so just imagine a couple of sequels when he has gotten experience and picked up a couple of more powers!
I have never waited for a movie longer in my life than I waited for this Man of Steel movie and what a reward it was! So many things happened in this movie that just blew my somewhat hero-worshipper mind! And yet even after all these watches I still feel completely un-satisfied!
Okay, that’s it! I am so watching this again at least twice this week too while it’s still in IMAX timeline.
DAT HEAT-VISION ORGY!
DAT BADASS CAPE!
DAT FRIKKIN WORLD ENGINE!
I swear this thing has to have given a couple of people or more nightmares! That sound it was making as it crushed everything mile by mile…The screams…Oh God the screams!
I’m sorry, were the Supermen of before flying at all?! I don’t remember them flying! This right here is flying! I felt my insides jitter as Karl-El first took flight! Those power leaps at the beginning sent shocks of ecstasy through my very core and when he finally flew, all the way through Kirimanjaro valley I was like…
But then…But then….!
SHE SHOWED UP!
And that’s how the world ended…
Sorry, I kid, I kid!
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you need an excuse to watch this movie, do it for this Super Lady (Sorry, Supergirl is a No-No) here because she made plain sushi out of the man of steel! Even her general (The one who shall not be named but must be bowed down to) was like a kid compared to her. Most times that the Man of Steel managed to hit her was because he sucker-punched her! Or hit her from behind! But even then, she always made him eat dirt!
I think all those who watched it will agree, this girl here stole the show! And with Supergirl already hinted at, if Faora was this awesome, just imagine Supergirl, who is less humaine than the Man of Steel and I think she is said to be much stronger than him too.
God, the sequel cannot come any sooner!
Oh great, here we go again waiting an eternity for another movie >.< Damn you time! Why won’t you move faster! Do it! Do it naoooooooooooo!
I really don’t think we’ve seen the last of her. She was sent to the Phantom Zone with a couple of a great deal important people to the Superman world and since they are starting the JL world, these people need to be in for things to work so I have hope.
BEST. SUPERMAN. MOVIE. EVER!
Best comic book movie for me. Not even The Dark Knight got me to go to the cinema for it these many times!