A Sea of yuri!
Look at all those couples! Think of all the yuri! Everyone should be satisfied by this and everyone else is in fact except me! I don’t know if something is just so wrong with me right now but I am filled with a great sense of disappointment and a bit of madness.
There are a lot of couples yes, almost everyone is paired up. It’s just that, most of them are just so wrong! It’s like, if they did just a bit of tweaking we would have Heaven on Earth but no, the Universe had to intervene because nothing in this world can be perfect!
I roll my eyes at you Higher beings! Yes, I am putting this blame on you because I doubt even AKS can fail this much! I mean some couples were acceptable like the Oshiri Sisters (well, as much as AtsuYuko was acceptable), MariJuri, TomoParu (since last week or something) and…um..and…That’s it! The rest? Craaaack!
Well granted, every girl is at the basic level shippable with every other girl and many fans seem very happy about the rest of couples but if there are girls that would make more sense together and yet being put with girls that wouldn’t, it just grates on my nerves! It’s not like AKS doesn’t know who fans ship! They have to be keeping a look out in the community in order to appeal to fans a bit by supplying fan-service, or even watch the members themselves to see who they are most comfortable with, and yet…
Okay, obviously they know since they supported MariJuri and TomoParu so why not go all out?! Why give the loli to Sasshi?! She has her all 365 days of the year in HKT so why not give her to someone else? Rena would have been glad to take her. And if it’s because of familiarity that they paired them together, then why not putting Fuuchan with Sayanee or Milky? And if they were going for the Old/Young combination, then why leave Haruppi with Sakura-tan?!
Nonsense everywhere I tell ya!
Really, how can something be so gay and make me feel anything but joy?! Well, I can always count on AKB48 to fuck with my life anyway they want. At least they tried to do a fix while on the beach.