The Loli Wars!
This PV…Oh God this PV!!
Basically it’s about the T-ara members fighting over the new member, whose age (14) is causing quite a stir from fans!
For crying out loud like, 14? All this rage over 14! Man, where have K-Pop fans been hiding? 14!?
Excuse me while I LOL!
Any way, I am getting off track here.
This PV is so damn delicious! Running at just over 11 mins and apparently not finished, It’s so fabulously long and looks so damn delicious (No, I am not talking about Dani, though she does indeed look delicious—ahem!) with the budget thrown into this PV. For the love of God just make it into a whole damn movie already! Seriously, it’s already over 10 minutes and that is just part one with only three members appearing not to mention…
You already have the damn poster for it so make the damn movie!
Damn, I just couldn’t stop grinning throughout this PV!
Okay, please refrain (if you could) from throwing those rocks but I have a confession to make…
I haven’t into KPOP since Wondergirls went on hiatus and at that time I could only get into them. The main reason for this is the language barrier. Seriously, you might agree that Korean isn’t Japanese and even after all these Korean movies I’ve watched the only words I know can be counted on five fingers!
So please forgive me if I am not into KPOP as the rest of the world seems to be (Even 4chan is crazy about KPOP – though mostly into SNSD) except me. But I have been trying to get into T-ara mainly because of Jiyeon in fact she is the only girl I recognise right away from the crowd, now with Dani brings the roster to two and Eunjung is also growing on me. I am going to be getting all their PVs and try to get into them (Along with the new Wondergirls though that will be hard what with MiSo no longer an option – damn!) and after this PV, you bectha ur sweet tooth I will.
DEM sexy girls! DEM Sexy Wheels!
Sexy as FFFFUUUU Jiyeon
So any ways, in this apparently part 1 of the story PV, I have no idea what year it is or WTF happened to earth but it’s looking MAD MAX all over where it seems every one is to themselves unless you are sexy ass kicking queen like Jiyeon then you get ur minions but not every thing is meek and gloomy, well not for a certain two girls – Dani and Hyomin.
Dani here, to describe her easier would be to think of her as a blind Ellis (El Cazador de la Bruja) in that she is blind but seems to be hiding some witcha powers like she was a descendant of our very own Willow (buffy) or something. With the way every one wants a piece of her, even killing to get hands on her (That’s right, Queen Jiyeon is that kind of badass) she has to be some kind of prophesised being or something.
Dani/Hyomin dominate this first half (if not the whole story actually) as they seem to have found their own happy world in the obviously not so happy world around them that looks so gloomy it would reduce babies to tears of despair! And Lord please keep your babies away from this Jiyeon because is is all kinds of krazy!
Any way, the two two’s happiness does not last long until the Queen finds them and with all her unlimited minions, lonesome hyomin has no chance and she get beated to the point of death but God help her if she died just like that leaving Dani in the hands of that damned witch!
Na-un, she will deny the Grim Reaper his pay-check in the name of love!
Well, I hoped this was the case which helped to ignore the cock-bloke that suddenly appeared to get into Hyomin’s business like he was her lover from pasts gone by or some shit like that!
I am disappoint Hyomin. And it seems part 2 will have the dude all over her with his grabby paws! Like, I am thankful to you for saving her but bitch please, leave! Your work here is done!
Oh well, thank fully I had done a face/heel turn to Dani/Jiyeon instead when Dani dropped into her already awaiting hands! Dani/Hyomin was so boring anyways – all flowers and hugs and every thing! Like, this isn’t Disney romance!
Our (Dani/Jiyeon) kind of love is all kinds of twisted.
Dani is blind which probably means that her other senses, like hearing, are heightened more than normal to compensate and what does Jiyeon do to show her love? She clangs metal to metal of the cage poor Dani is cowering in making her all kinds of uncomfortable.
And she manages to do all this by looking as if she was in pain or something. If it pains you then why do it? I guess she was putting on the tough girl act for her minions.
Then she actually thinks of seducing poor Dani right after torturing her and for all the reason that is Holy Dani actually falls for it!
I am all for this ship but seriously, why?!
Is Dani some kind of Angel in that she forgives everything or something like that?!!
Ah, do not misunderstand me, I ain’t complaining or anything like that. I just want to understand. I guess the sad act wasn’t an act and that Dani could hear the sorrow in Jiyeon’s voice, or maybe they know each other from the past or something like that.
Yes, that has to be it!
I know I just tortured you but…C’me ‘re you…
Here I am. Please de-flower me Queen Jiyeon.
Ji: 14 was it? Excellent! Prepare ur body for some legendary magic!
Da: Please be gentle
I can’t think of any other reason as to why Dani reacted to touching Jiyeon like that when she didn’t with Hyomin! Other than the obvious of course! And you all know it! Nope, I am not going to draw you a diagram!
Totally expecting major ground-breaking sexing from these two later on.
And I already said it so let me make this clear – I am shipping Dani/Jiyeon now in T-ara. I have no idea who Jiyeon’s been bonking all this time but that was all tension-relieving sex. This time it’s fated!
Time to hunt!
Any way back to the story,
While Hyomin recovers, all the while having wet dreams about Dani and at the same time her body is being raeped by the Dude, Queen Jiyeon is wrecking havoc on all that cross her path. She is so totally the bad guy and she’s gonna get hers but some times the bad guys and the ones to root for and that is so in this case!
Hyomin wakes up and is obviously going to go on the rescue mission while at the same time, new players (including EunJung) challenge Jiyeon the tyrant in Part 2 (If it actually does exist, which I think it does since they spent the time to train and everything which would be a waste not to show that). Or maybe they just want some of the Dani Special going around the rumour mill like a legend!
Damn this PV!
I sure as hell hope part 2 is actually a movie!
it would so make millions! And Korea is crazy enough to pull it off actually! Come on Korea, I believe in you!
But damn…This PV is delicious and the song is so addictive and moody that if I knew the lyrics, I would so use it in an MV!
Seriously, I wasn’t that into KPOP before but after this PV, sorry AKB but I am splitting a tiny bit of time spent on you and giving it off to KPOP.
Any way, for the final time raising the Dani/Jiyeon FLAG!